at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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