I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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