i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i came on her dog
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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