guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
