you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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