its not stalking. its research.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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