guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
ugly people sure do ruin things
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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