Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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