Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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