big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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