so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
