It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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