I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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