I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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