windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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