just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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