70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I understand Curling. That high.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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