summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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