I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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