so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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