He kissed a someone with a penis
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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