ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
