first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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