Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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