Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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