just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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