Cold hands, warm shart.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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