its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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