let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
