Buhtt sex?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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