Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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