help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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