pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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