i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my sisters under your porch take her home
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We are all done wearing pants today
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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