I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
