i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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