He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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