What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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