Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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