You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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