420 ftw
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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