You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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