I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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