it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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