nut hugger
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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