Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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