so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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