Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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