I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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