can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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