she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
